What's on your mug?

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!" Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?" Ryan: "....Yeah..."

By Panicking Pancakes

Person who puts hoes before the bro’s

Tyler Donald Ducharme is the biggest simp ever

By Tyler’s a simp

When your homie is solely focused on girl all day every day even though she won’t give him a chance. Especially when she makes it known she won’t give him a chance

Doconn has been simping over Jolene for over a year now, he needs to get some help, let’s talk to him.

By JahHandle

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out. Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman? Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane! Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

By Apollyon the Kenite

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

By apekatt