What's on your mug?

Jesus, ender of all worlds, the almighty one.

"Matthew is poggers"

By Mann Dhar

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.

A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.

By Combatcarmen

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!

Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you. Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name

By matthewlovesbutts

That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron

Cameron: OMG MATTHEW FUCK ME Matthew: Oh yeah baby

By Oofoafoaofa

The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.

The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting

By -The Awesome Person!