What's on your mug?

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

By mikey hulbert

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie* jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

By jordanlover1234

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!

By sexydino(;

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend. Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.

By Zerofxxx

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

By Swagmoniezyolo