What's on your mug?

A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!

By k.k.g

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

By rasta binladen

A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.

Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets? Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.

By dragonking

disabled

Girl 1: OMG! EW WHO IS THAT! Girl 2: He's disabled, he must be a Jordan

By coochiebanditjuan

A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait

Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ? Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ? Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !

By fezaboy