What's on your mug?

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

By fuck jordan 1979

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

By PseudonymName00

Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!

By Murray FrogsFrogs

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

By Jeffrey Kerr

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex. also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason he is such a complete jordan. god his jordan is tiny!

By vince1234