What's on your mug?

a shit, as in "to take a shit"

"I'm going to go take a zune"

By All other names are taken

A product owned only by mentally retarded people with absolutely no knowledge about electronics. These people also often own an Xbox 360.

The police easily found the prison escaper after he pulled his Zune out in public.

By FelisCatusLover

A crap MP3 player. Only compatible with PCs. Really ugly. Doesn't even tell time. Will never beat iPod. Zune: 2 million sold iPod: 150 million sold

Person 1 (says to person 2 listening to Zune): Hey, what time is it? Person 2: I don't know. The Zune doesn't tell time. Person 1: What?? What electric device nowadays doesn't tell time? Person 3: Lemme check my iPod.

By gamerdude94

Microsoft's version of the Apple iPod. It's not bad; similar to the iPod only with a different interface and control scheme. It also has Wi-Fi sharing among other features, but being that it's by Microsoft, somehow it automatically sucks.

Should I get a Zune or an iPod? Ummm... well, everyone knows that the Zune is by Microsoft and the iPod is by Apple, soooo... I'm gonna go with the iPod. :)

By text of death

The new MP3 player for trend followers, fad hags, and general 20-somethings with too much cash. Hopes to compete with the Apple iPod, although most intelligent people go with Creative's line of products. The Zune can share music, movies, and photos wirelessly; but the trendy garbage most Zune owners listen to will break the eardrums of other people who have good taste in music. You might also get hand cramps due to the controls on the side. You could also experiance the "iPod Cross-Eye Effect" in which your eyes start rolling around and around due to the circuler selection wheel.

Microsoft can't stand the fact that they don't own everything. So with Windows, the Xbox and the Zune, they can start WORLD DOMINATION!

By Lomia