What's on your mug?

The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"

By space pimp

Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.

I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad

By Yoda

Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"

"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?" "YODA"

By Pants88

It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you. It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.

"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss." "That's disgusting."

By kev87474

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

By Jesus Christ