Wanker
A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.
How to stop being a Wanker: 1. Become Keith Richards.
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