One time a Viola came into my life the second I saw ere, knew she was my wife I saw her walking down the street, her booty volumptious she made me so weak forgot how to speak, said "help" and "meep- meep" she looked me in the eyes so deep, Viola a freak ;) Kids, what can I say, Viola was/is gay!!!
Rudolphf: wow, did you see that truck?? Milena: yeah, that was that volumptious butt of Viola that stud.
By dumpy_trucky
chill and moody. Good music taste and good taste in food. Good taste in fashion too. Viola is pronounced VE-OlA. Not Vi-ola. Not a violin.
"Viola is cool"
By JuleESES
Origin: the accidental but humorous mispronunciation of “voila” during an online war of words between frenemies. It is always written in italics. The word has now been reappropriated as an ironic double meaning utilized within the setting online feuds, real or imagined: 1. Used purposefully to point out someone’s misspelling (you will find it often used by the spelling police on social media) 2. Applied to mock an argument the user finds nonsensical, irrational, preposterous or simply too long to read (TLDR) and does not wish to respond to meaningfully.
“Wow, you are such an idoit” idoit Viola {insert very lengthy text without spacing on why women should exclusively wear skirts} Viola “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Viola
By Incy Wincy
voila for illiterate wannabe smartasses
Buying a home doesn't mean you simply look for home and viola that's it. (Promotional text)
By No more drama
A 4 stinged instrument that looks like a violin, only it isn't often times it is mistaken for one by someone of lower education backrounds. It is the only instrument that plays in the auto cleff on a regular basis. Violist tend to play only rhythm (never melody). There are no good solos for violas. Violist tend to be the butt of most unfunny instrument jokesand can be substituted for a third violins section.
~Man, can you hear that awsome viola section? ~oh ok good neither could I
By Chan