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Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.

Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!

By plankinghater

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.

Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.

By Zerotrousers

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.

Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.

By fnzzz

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces. The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human. Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.

"I been planking on radical things snice the 82" Observer "You planked that sign so hard" Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"

By Rook-docter

n Planking Verb: The art of actively lying down. The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood. *Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

By Brisbane Planking Accosiation