What's on your mug?

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!" Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?" Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

By gretta

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

By Inugami98UwU

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

By TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.

"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."

By Mr. Account Manager

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time. Pissing out your butt. Hershey squirts.

I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!

By Max Pontiac