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The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.

Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?

By lawnmowersunited

To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

By chrisshu

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me" Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

By ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd

Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.

Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)

By Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?" "No, Karen I am not."

By Aaron Person