What's on your mug?

Fortnite

Kid “can I get fortnite “ Dad “ I don’t want you to get cancer to soon tho”

By Nugget101

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

By jr

Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..

Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer! Caillou: Ok, if u say so. Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!

By A Fellow User

The only superpower that humans can possess.

Cancer-boy: DUDE my cells are growing out of control!!!!!!

By JJW00SH

Cigarettes

Cigarettes = Cancer

By WhyRemonWhy