What's on your mug?

(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.

man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS! AHHHHH THE PAIN! DAMN BITCH! man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?! that sucks bro. woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D woman 2: ROTF! you bitch! hahhahahahahaha!

By abcdef aly

girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth !!!! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all day

when he cums waaaay too soon, even tho i was like just about too like in a second. blue balls

By ?iiiiiiiiiiiii

Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.

Blue balls make me LOL.

By Cassy Muffin-Pants

A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.

That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.

By TheSpectacularOne

Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation. Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.

That lion got blue balls because he was unable to mate.

By rakeon2