What's on your mug?

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

By Lil_adopted

to have a small dick

sha has a serious case of shmeat

By Shmeat beater6000

Small penis the no one likes

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat

By Thatisok12345

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

By Lonely.Spider