What's on your mug?

A person with a small "male" profile

Look at that reed on that guy over there!

By Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph

To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.

I just had the worst sex ever. He was such a reed.

By oldjames198322

to snitch on somebody or something, especially one of your close friends.

Man, you just got reeded out yesterday by him.

By johndoe19

A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.

Man 1: wow look at that guy Man 2: wow what a Reed

By I H8 Reed Johnson

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times. great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula. god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization. gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh. he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it. i think thats about it

no example needed we all know reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i "wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"

By yeetthebaby03