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Malcolms are the smartest, funniest, kindest people on earth. Malcolms are attractive, an are always there for you when you need them the most. A Malcolm can be your life... your pride even. Malcolms are the most beautiful creatures to Rome the planet... but if you get the chance to be close to one, don't throw away that chance. once you lose that chance, there may be no getting it back... falling in love with a Malcolm is the easiest thing in the world... but losing a Malcolm is the hardest thing you could ever do... believe me... I know.

girl- Malcolm is so cute... I think I want him other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him

By Lost lover of many

An extremely sexy boy that will sometimes make mistakes with his girlfriend, but she should always know that he loves her and wants the best for her at all times. He is cute, funny, and a special someone for every person that he comes in contact with. He can also be a flirt, but that just because its his nature and he will most likely change it for that special person.

Girl: Hey baby Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today? Girl: I'm ok Malcolm: Oh watcha doin Girl: nothing Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)

By truthteller97

A sexy guy that is so kind and awesome. He is fun to be around and is super helpful and caring.

Malcolm is a great guy

By Urban truth teller

Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity. Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.

"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."

By TheRussian01

an absolute pussy slayer

malcolm is a pussy slayer

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