A person who is cheap and drunk all the time. He finds satisfaction in sitting around doing absolutely nothing but drinking beer. Boring and lifeless, adds nothing to the table.
#1 Wanna go out and have fun tonight? #2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything #1 Man you're such a Lincoln
By LLKOOLJAY
the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.
"Hey Mary!" "Yes" "How was the play!" "Ahhh!"
By Herr Stehpinkler
Small town in Rhode Island. Full of assholes. Usually called Drinkin' Lincoln or L-Town because there's nothing to do here but get drunk and high. Located next to Providence the state capital.
Person 1: Wanna go to Lincoln Woods and smoke a blunt? Person 2: Sure, nothing else to do without going into Providence.
By svnate9
A guy with a rice dick that can’t make a girl happy
Lincoln: I have a 10 mm penis
By Who’s Joe
Someone who likes to lick tongues and is a jerk sometimes and he could be your local drug dealer and he kidnaps children.
Theres a Lincoln on my street