The name comes from the hard work and dedication that comes before the reward. When a person has this name they are sometimes considered to be working their entire life but only because they come from generations of hardworking men and woman who believed finishing something to their best ability was the greatest reward.
I’m going to work hard just like my grandpa lawyer did!
By Rosebud9665
A job done by middle-class status conscious "keep up with the Joneses" types who only care that they are better than the person next to them. Typically, a law student is incapable of doing anything else except for English known to everyone. Since everyone passes the bar exam the market is flooded with these pathetic losers. Since they have no work to do, they make a lot of noise and become community agitators and try to tear down the society. They love defending Nazis and illegals.
Lawyer sez: I grew up in Brooklyn and wanted to be a lawyer since I was five. I have $500,000 in student loan debt and do doc review for $15 per hour but I am prestige. I am a counsellor at the bar.
By ahsay
Lawyers are a sub-group of liars who can turn a given piece of evidence to have quite polar & opposite meanings depending upon their oratory or other skills in Court. Such skills are typically ambiguous phrases or animal sounds that are easily interpreted without clarity to mean all things to all hopeful parties without facts. Lawyers are the most dangerous of parasitic criminals being relentless, focussed in on all a Client's tangible assets & cash in hand neatly supported and thus protected by an ostensibly just Justice System of ex-lawyers themselves and law enforcement officers.
That lawyer QC offered a part time single parent teacher a pro bono Direct Access engagement stating "buy me a coffee if we win". The QC won then promptly chased her across three countries escalating his 'free' costs to £360,000 (2019 money), taking her home, her mother's home, her father's home and even her ex-husband's home then leaving her unemployed through disgrace but hey his integrity remains, because he lives by his words: "There are only two kinds of people: Predators & Victims.. don't be a victim!"
By VapourTrail
Those lawyers never tell the truth.
Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
By Non Partisan
Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
By Solid Mantis