HAM
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch. It's a great cover-up for the following words: Ugly Fat Stinky Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school! Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!? Pam: What? Joe: You're ham! OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!! *Ham girl walking by in confusion* -Guy walks into a group of girls- Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
By TheAlmightyBasedLord