1. Guelph. Everyone's favourite southern Ontario, farm-town-turning-city. Proud home of the "Aggies" (students at the University of Guelph's founding agricultural college).
The term "G-Spot" is an affectionate yet belittling term used mainly by U of G students from Toronto (read: T-Dot) who feel that Guelph is too small and un-urban, and who thusly feel the need to impose their "big city styles" on a farming town that somehow has a decent university. They begin by cutting the town's name down to it's first letter, "G", and adding the ever cool "-Spot" to the name.
This is a reference to an area on the inside of the vagina which is the equivalent of a female sexual sweet spot. As a site of high nerve concentration, stimulating the g-spot during intercourse is said to induce great pleasure. Likewise, Guelph can be a great source of pleasure for those who don't mind the smell of manure on-campus.
"Aggie bastards ... Piled out of their pick-up truck and swarmed me while I was coming back from the G-spot LCBO. Fuckers took my beer."
By skells