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Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible

Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do" Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"

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Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun. Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual. 2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy) Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful" Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!" 2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

By BadassDude

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