What's on your mug?

Someone who wears white Oakley sunglasses.

Mitch- "Hey is that guy wearing white oakleys?" Steve- "Yea man. What a Douchebag!"

By YourNewGod

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."

By drdecent

someone with a myspace that has more friends than the population of their hometown.

Hello, DOUCHEBAG! You have 46346874161 friends.

By SKEETERBITES

(noun): a douchebag is a person without any sense of how to behave in social situations. He is completely unaware of himself or how others perceive him. He usually has an inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth, and tends to think he's popular when in reality, very few people actually like him. The only people who do like him are his fellow douchebags. He doesn't particularly care about other people, and he thinks that the world revolves around him. A douchebag is consistently the loudest, the drunkest and the most obnoxious guy at a party or at the bar. A douchebag thinks that a girl is obligated to sleep with him just because he buys her a drink. He will instigate fights and confrontations with anyone and for any reason. The douchebag also loves to talk about how many women he gets, when in reality, he doesn't get very many. He also loves to put other people down to make himself feel more important. The female version of the douchebag is also consistently the drunkest, the loudest and the most obnoxious girl at the party. She has no capacity of knowing when to stop drinking. A douchebag girl loves attention, and she'll do anything to get it.

"That guy just threw a beer bottle at a girl. What a douchebag!"

By Monica Nice

One who walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Scum.

Football players who continually lie about their stats, weight, strength. Meynig is a douchebag.

By Gucci Mane