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Noun An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?" "Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

By Mahatma Luther King Jr.

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

By Pizza head

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

By Country boy 22

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

By Palestrom

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

By Tgrizzlyxx123