What's on your mug?

Mom id like to fuck

Your moms a milf

By Shaneshagscats

Man is looking fresh.

My MILF

By Adamw529

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday! Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this? Dude: Not really. She was OLD. Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM. Dude: Not just any mom. Girl: Huh? Dude: YOUR MOM. Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever. Dude: You think I was joking? Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

By SoNotTaylor

MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

By xmental_breakdown_69

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson. Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

By Sarah’s wife