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A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?" "His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

By LemmeLickYourToesBabeh

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

By Awkward.Memes

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys

OMG he's such a Matthew

By Thatlilwitch

A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows but he is still very smart and likes to ski

this hoe is perfect for a Matthew wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew

By GeneralZ 1489

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

By Ligmalifesballs