What's on your mug?

Your gay friend's alter ego.

Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering Girl: Spit in my mouth.

By TonyTimms

A tony is a very tiny person with the testosteron levels of a very tall guy. This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.

Guy 1: “Shit man anthony is snorting tons of ketamine again…” Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..” Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one” Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”

By Baroent

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.

I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.

By lmodium

Tony Popular Brooklyn name derived from the Italian word "Tonias" which translates to "Toenail."

Shout out to Tony Fox, creator of popular Earthbound clone "Deltarune," gotta be one of the gender ever.

Tony will give you the creeps at first, but once you get to know a tony he will seem like the funniest guy in the world. Tony has good intentions even if it doesn’t seem like it at first. Tony cares about his family- puts them first before anyone. Don’t get on Tony’s bad side. Tony is very good in bed and has a type for Italians. Keep tony safe because he is someone special.

Tony is q great guy

By Chicken9