What's on your mug?

When you blow off your friends to go suck your girlfiends nuts

Derek is a simp for driving 2 hours to see a girl

By JBird2213

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros

Damn Evka be simpin for that juicy Josef

By Eva Křenková+Josef K.

A guy who will do whatever to win a girl over no matter what. The girl has to bring nothing to the table.

John: hey trevor want to go to a rave Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house John: stop being a simp Trevor: shut up your the simp

By Carol Baskin

A guy or girl who ditches the lads or lasses for the hoes ( male or female)

That guy James he’s such a simp

By Fredski

you people who ditch the bros for hoes

ur such a simp bro

By idk someone