What's on your mug?

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

By Gabagool<€

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!” really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3” the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

By Z3r0 :3

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.

“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)

By joogaloo42

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky

STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER

By ho r u real

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

By JackMehoff3835