What's on your mug?

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

By Kroh

you’re a simp

simpy

By iwanttodiepleaseeeee

If a White Knight and a Cuck fused

White knights,Cucks, And Simps are essentially the same guys with the same goals. A crumb of coochie

By StOmAtA

Squirrel In My Pants. Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.” To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs. A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.” “Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

By That Dude Kid

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.

“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”

By jcrew889