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BIG DICK NIGGA ONG NO CAP I SEENT DAT SHIT

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM

By EDP45

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad? Gillian: Jordan.

By fordgedodgeandchevy

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?" Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

By IGetTitties

The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3

Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.

By welovejb

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.

Jordan's a dick I know

By XenaRage