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Steve Irwin

The Steve Irwin is a sexual maneuver inspired by and dedicated to the tragic end of the famous Crocodile Hunter's life. It is a modified form of pull-out sex where, after pulling his penis out of the vagina, positions his member perpendicular to the woman's sternum and uses it to puncture through her chest cavity entirely, entering her heart and ejaculating in the left ventricle of the heart. In this manner, before the woman dies, her heart pumps once more to send blood through the entire body, and this muscular contraction can be felt along the penis.

"Man, I heard that your girlfriend was found, Steve Irwined by some guy from the club. I'm sorry dude, do you want to talk about it?"

By Sam McManafee

steve irwin

To manhandle an object or a person. To spastically jerk this object like a child trying to squeeze the adorableness out of a kitten. To damage something as a result of your own uncontrollable affection for it.

Kelly really Steve Irwin'd that chair when she drank all those red bulls. Oh well, we can always buy a new one or trick colin farrell into playing its part in a dinner-theatre program that happens every night in our living room. I really Steve Irwin'd Lola's adorable pink cheeks.

By Erik Larsen

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