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Snarky proper noun: Nickname for the delivery of Amazon products arriving on your front porch whose box bears the amazon-logo smiley face, which upon closer inspection resembles more of a sneer to remind you about the overarching regret you feel for possessing the combination of traits that make said delivery so commonplace: late-night impulsiveness, general laziness, and smugness for being a Prime member.

“Can you grab all the shit off the porch on your way in? Looks like snarky came again” “Did you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”

By Burnt_Orange

Slang: Irritable or short-tempered.

Don't get snarky with me this early in the morning, young lady.

By Eva Gale

A word that is supposed to be searched on Google because Dane Cook told us too.

"He was so snarky with his fucking attitude. Yeah snarky, its a word, Google that shit. Google magic my friends." Said by Dane Cook

By bluematthew97

A combination of the words snotty and shark. Usually associated with a comment that is clever, sarcastic and always mean-spirited, often delivered with feigned innocence, and an UNintended tinge of hypocrisy. SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!" Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.

"HAA-ha!": Nelson from the Simpsons. At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!" At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?" "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"

By glazeonglass

The act where an Irestone attempts to use sarcasm and cynicism in a what he believes to be witty.

Wow, that is one snarky Irestone.

By Creepy Gnome