What's on your mug?

Shit, namely the residue that remains after a poor attempt at douching your ass.

Fuck, dude, Britney talked me into anal after she promised she cleaned out. Now I got scud on my dick.

By pleaseforgiveme

A disgusting or greedy person. Can be used as a compliment in the right context, when spoken by friends. See cunt

Person 1: “damn, Jacob is such a scud, he wouldn’t even lend me ten bucks” Person 2: “he fooken is”

By Scudmaster130

(skəd) 1. A seemingly attractive person from a great distance who, when viewed at a close or normal distance, is in fact extremely ugly. Common occurrences of one being scud could be caused by a messed up grill(teeth),the appearance of facial hair, excess junk in the trunk(ass), or a mullet.

Common usage:( John was surprised to wake up this morning and realize she was a scud!)

By Logan2wheels

Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.

"SCUD" stands for "Soviet Constructed Uselessly Deployed"

By Galloping Ghost

A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet. Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.

"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots" "I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."

By Jimms