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Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking? You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

By itgetsthehoseagain

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things. Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things? Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

By SweatyBallSack

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking." Friend: "Oh, you're cool." Kid: "Thanks, I know."

By DoParkourDontPlank

The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at

Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.

By Jesus[MuthaFucking]Christ

The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.

George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car. Matt: I just did, now take a picture! George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!

By George Sfik