What's on your mug?

A specific kind of non-newtonian fluid that you should probably stay away from

Scientists discovered pilk on the Atlantic Ocean floor and then frantically tried to undiscover it.

By ivy_dress_elch

Pilk (noun): A fat, rude, lazy fuck. Pilked (verb): To be subjected to a humiliating sexual act in which someone defecates on your feet in a bathroom stall. Pilking (verb): The act of pilking someone; actively causing another person to get pilked.

"Don't be such a pilk." "He got pilked in the Buc-ee's bathroom." "He said he'd do some pilking for 20 bucks."

By VirginiaSlimUpMyDong

pimp breast milk

"man, have you ever tried pilk?" "yea, i love pilk"

By chris wampus