What's on your mug?

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference) 2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!! this one is not mine: Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands. Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa. Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy... Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though? Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

By UncleRody

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

By 10-15

To spark someone out, or one shot them

God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip

By Yeefkeeg

One time is what one would say when they are leaving, essentially meaning goodbye.

“alright i have to leave, one time” “i will call you later, one time”

By popeyes

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious. 2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back Passenger: *looks twice* One time: *flashes lights* Driver: what did I just f***in tell you. 2 poker player 1: All in. Player 2: call. I have queens. Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck. Player 3: i folded Q/10. Flop 9,2,6 hearts. Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape. Turn: 2 spade Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer! Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now? River: 6 of spades. Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight. Player 1: 99 times baby

By Nicbuddy