What's on your mug?

To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!

Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.

By CfromT

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking." "oh, #JUSTNOODLING" "yup"

By Noodles Swizzlestyx

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw. "I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish." "Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!" "Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."

By Lee715

The act of moving one's tongue in-and-out of the anus with a slurping sound like sucking up wet noodles.

While I was at the restaurant slurping up my noodles, the sound reminded the waitress of noodling.

By Foreskin Mc Adams

An entertaining past-time and way to get rid of the food left over from your picnic dates, in which case you throw it on your neighbors car. or dump it in your other neighbors mailbox.

we didn't finish our food on our date, so we went and noodle'd. noodle'd- past tense for noodling.

By dsfiogh