1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young) 2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot. 3. See also wanker. 2.
Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!
By Winomonkey
A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.
Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.
By SuckMyFatBlackCock2012
A Hoser is mostley used amongst canadians and refered to as [slang] for a Canadian, It was popular bacause of the act of seifening gas from someone eles car, because canadians cant afford gas. Then used alot by the actors [Doug] and [Bob],
Hey what are you doing to my car,.. What? Get the fuck outa there! you fucking hooser!! [doug] and bobs telve days of christmas song Doug- Look out the window! [Bob]- Where?! Whadda ya doing? Doug- Snow, hosehead. [Bob]- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser! Doug- What? [Bob]- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug. Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on. [Bob]- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when? Doug- Uh, the 25th. [Bob]- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that? Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day. [Bob]- No. Get out. Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah. [Bob]- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing. Doug- New Year's. [Bob]- Four. And what's... Doug- New Year's Eve. [Bob]- Five. Where do you get twelve? Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days
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loser, jerk, moron, ECT. a complete and total moron. a person lacking intelect.
OMG Bob is a total hoser!
By Niko-las Morato
Any bloke from Hackney, especially if his name is Vinny.
I was in Puerto Escondido on vacation fro two months...Ay cabron! You're nothing but a bloody hoser!
By bacocho