What's on your mug?

When your girlfriend sees how small your dick is

My girlfriend saw my dick and started crying

By Yo I’m yo mama

The thing that I do every day

Friend: Heyy! Whatchu doing? Me: *sniff* Crying.

By urmomisgoofy

What you say when you find something so funny that you’re on the verge of tears

Kwame was rushing towards his crush, only to slip and fall in a muddy puddle. I’m crying

By Scribblerrr

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!

Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”

By Hym Iam

when your eyes sweat

dude 1: lmao, you crying? dude 2: no you fucking idiot, my eyes are sweating

By JASON!! DO THE DISHES!!