The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.
Briana:Crap, I have to get braces. Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER! Ken:Your braces make you fugly
By aRetardedSquirrel
The most horrifying thing to have in your mouth (other than headgear). They stretch all across every single one of your teeth and they hurt very badly when tightened by the orthodontist. It's like if you put a magnet even near your mouth, it will pull to your teeth because your mouth is filled with metal. And usually people must wear braces for at least 1-2 years. It's terrible. Near the end of your "treatment", you have to wear mini rubber bands inside your mouth and wear them every single second of the day (but take them out when you eat). Ugh. And when all that is finished and they take the braces off, they fit your mouth for two retainers that you have to wear for the REST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON PLANET EARTH! Nicknames that you can be called with braces: -BraceFace -MetalMouth
Jimmy: Hey man! Doug: Hi. Jimmy: What's that shiny thing I saw in your mouth? Doug: ...Braces... Jimmy: DUDE! Doug: Yeah... Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY! DOUG IS A BRACEFACE! Doug: Dude??? What the crap??? Jimmy: Braceface braceface braceface braceface! Doug: Dude, SHUTUP! Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA! (2 weeks later) Doug: Hey! Jimmy: Hi... Doug: Man, did you get braces? Jimmy: Maybe... Doug: HA! WHAT NOW???
By theGREATzebrah
legal torture where they pull some of your teeth out so they can put the braces on earlier, shoe some little rubber rings called spacer in between your teeth, then pull those out and shove an expander in and then shove some braces on, tighten them. and hey you think its not so bad until its time for dinner and ohh the pain. your mouth hurts forever until they tighten the braces and it hurts more. then they give you rubber bands which just pop in your mouth. then they just want to ruin your social life by making you wear headgear, and their like your done after only 5 years of pain. and you are like yaaaayy but they just give you a retainer, but then 1 year later for a check-up their like you need braces again and you are ike noooooo
dude i got ahhh oh the pain ahh braces
By cade aren
Thin suspenders worn by Skinheads and punks alike. Also can simply mean suspenders.
You can tell that guy's a freshcut, his braces are thickey than his skull!
By SkinheadMBTA
a way for orthodontists to torture little children. they say that it will only be 2 years at the MAXIMUM, but really, they are just lying & you will have braces for 4+ years. If you are told you need braces, you may as well kill yourself now.
Bro #1: "OH. MY. GAWD. I was told I had to get braces." Bro #2: "Woah bro, I'd just go ahead and kill yourself then go through all that torture."
By ihateorthodontists