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A good job. We both know you gonna quit school and becoming a stripper in a big town. Stop lying to yourself baby. Do it!

If I got a 40% on this test, I quit school for being a stripper!

By Your favorite bitch <3

Baby girls who are hott and sexyyy! Sometimes they give you lap dances. You not allowed to touch them. Anyway, you go to the VIP lounge and you see the one who’s there has no bra! Lucky you! You touch her. You caress her. You carry her outside and to your house. You have sex there.

Hey man, I think we should go to a bar. Yeah, a stripper one. Good idea! Whew! We got em! Let’s go in! Ooh there are sexy ones and they have leather heels!

By BigBoobChick

A farming tool used to revitalize the soil where one intends to plant seeds for harvest.

Jack hitch the stripper to the tractor so we can get plantin'!

By Blue's-Clue

The perfect person to talk to about your day or even your problems that requires a little larger of a tip afterwards because they are basically naked

What happened I just talked to a stripper and they are so much better in person than what I thought

By Vulnerable fetish

One who has to strip in order to poop because clothes are uncomfortable thus the name.

“Dude, we were waiting outside the bathroom during Avatar way of water and missed 20 minutes of the movie because Sam’s bitch ass is a stripper!”

By USMCboot31