What's on your mug?

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night 2nd guy: tf is a shmeat 1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole 2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

By bib bibba bibba

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

By popidave

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat? Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

By Da_bandit9263

Shmeat is use to discribe some one with a small dick

Hey did you see his shmeat

By Momobaddie2295

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball

My shmeat is small

By Lil_adopted