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New Jersey

I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!

Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?" Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!

By HickChick908

new jersey

ommon misconceptions: #1: new jersey is an industrial dump while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in #2: we say joisey no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r" #3 we are all poor and ugly wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,

man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works man: im gonna go run into a pole now

By mykel.d2

New Jersey

A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.

I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.

By Jersey Girl

New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob. If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face. See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

By New Jersey Devil

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