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A generation raised by grand theft auto San Andreas and dead beat dads

those millennial man all they want to do is sell blow shoot guns and fuck hookers without payin em

By Freebaseeverythang

Millennials represent the generation born 1981-1996. They are best known for feeling entitled without accomplishing anything useful; being whiny, impatient, and useless; hunching over their devices (for that 90-year-old's posture), hating anyone over 35 and age discriminating like mad; instituting miserable practices such as waiting in queues for 2 hours for some rubbish ice cream, boba tea, or other trendy nonsense. In other words, they are the new Baby Boomers, come back to further destroy the planet.

Some millennial told me to go to Brenda's Soul Food for brunch. I went and the wait for 2 was 5 fucking hours. Everyone else there was a stupid millennial hunched over their phone or taking selfies. What a fucking nightmare!

By erusha

A term coined from The Good Place season 2 episode 4, a "millennial" is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years.

"I worked so hard on my torture ideas, and theirs are so basic. These millennials, they have no work ethic." (The Good Place S2E4 1:00-1:20).

By oliddy 4ever!

A person born after 2000 who has the ability to exist in this world although they're retarded.

I was gonna buy some milk today but a millennial said it kills cows.

By Quanlier

1. The generation born after Generation X and before Generation Z. Also known as Generation Y. Typically defined as being born from the early 80's to sometime in the mid or late 90's. 2. What people ignorantly use to call anyone younger than them that they can't relate to.

1. Like many Millennials, John watched The Lion King as a child in theatres back in 1994 and was hit hard by the Great Recession of 2008. 2. Cranky old man: "There go those Millennials and their computers and their MTV and their iPhones and their Led Zeppelin and their AC/DC and their Nintendos...."

By udusers1