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The Enemy of Humanity with a weakness for money and other things they need to live, they hate their clients, white people, people in the German armed services, and they love people that can make them a quick buck or two. Lawyers are indeed the Enemy of Humanity Destroy them with Pennies!! do do so throw the pennie at them and when the bend over to pick it up run over and steal it from them they turn to ash!

I went to meeet my lawyer one day I had a pennie in my pocket for protection, I walked into the monsters lair (offfice) and said " Hey think fast!" I threw the pennie at him and when he went to grab it I nicked it from him and watched as he turned to dust with a loud yell he said " Give me the pennie or so help me I willl sue you for 500 of them BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Isweat dropped at his decleariton then walked to his dest and started to pisss on the ashes.

By Fant Nagner (TF)

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Nobody likes a lawyer, not even lawyers.

By Master of the Rolls

The whole common law judicial process is adversarial and hence the lawyers of both sides concentrate on their own argument so the Judge can make an informed decision. The problem is, one of the lawyers always sucks so the judge receives a very unbalanced view. Hence, lawyers are selfish bastards only interested in advancing their own case. By doing this, justice gets fucked over because judges can't know everything about the law, that's not their job. And because they don't know every aspect of the law, all you have is lawyers coming down to techinicalities that don't really have shit all to do with justice.

Thank God that their are some judges out there who actually know the law and can smell lawyers and their bullshit from a mile away.

By RtotheOB

a blind man who is <in the canadian system anyways> protecting either the wrongly prosecuted or the clearly guilty but can only trust the truths or lies that are only words coming from the mouth of the prosecuted that might be false and either way cause suffering if the prosecuted wins or looses often bringing an image of a scummy person

whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap? the bucket

By bitch-slap contorted-body nomad

A Legal representative when hired to defend a client who jacks the bill and if not paid garnishes wages for unnecessary costs, paperwork and fees to pay off a Judge who is campaigning behind the scenes to decide in order for a client to actually get a honest trial.

I went to court and my lawyer took all my money and did nothing.

By anticipator