What's on your mug?

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic. This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"? B: "Yeah what a goober" A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat" B:"Yeah what a goober" A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice" B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

By chabibii

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober." "Peanuts aren't skinny." "Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

By rainydaynaps

1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously. 2. See also goober pea

I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.

By JKLee

A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.

He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth. "Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent) *Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically* "You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*

By shadow77337

A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock. Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.

Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?" Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! " Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "

By Dazzlar3