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Drunk

When a person has consumed too [much] alcohol and has no [control] over there body or [actions].

[Kaylee] : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today! Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so [sweet] he made love to me while I was puking on him. Jake : Hey guy's! Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke! Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you! Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then? Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink) [Kaylee] : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!! Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jake : Well I hope that's the last [time] you decide to get Drunk Kiersten! Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Steve : Well I [love] when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy! [Kaylee] : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve! Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE! Jake : Hey don't get [mad] at us your the one who was Drunk! [Chad] : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink) Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!

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drunk

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.

"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk" "Drunk, fuck - no" "Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk" "No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking" "I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"

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