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A rural middle [class] worker who's neck is sunburnt from [long] hours working on a [farm], hence the name redneck.

You know you're a redneck if: You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it. You have 15 campers in your yard You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with [trump] stickers [all over it] You take up two or more parking spots when you park Your dining room is full of dirty clothes You disowned your gay son and your [feminist] daughter You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children You beat your wife until she threatens you with a [gun] Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night All your kids are named after confederate war generals You claim to love [America] but yet you fly a confederate flag You're racist You deny the Holocaust You use public bathrooms to save on your [water] [bill] and toilet paper You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, [Georgia], Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri Your kids [don]'t go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined

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