Joey
A dumbass little boy that's the opposite of a baddie and a lil annoying ass brat that always talks shit for no reason. He needs Jesus.
no one: Joey: ewww andrea
By thatlxcalhoe
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Joey
A mega fag that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, will constantly bitch about random people.
Look it's Joey I wonder who he is talking about now.
By Drinkmorefuckmore
Joey
Someone who cries about absolutely nothing.
Oh man, he was being such a Joey last night he even left the groupchat.
By An3lGod
Joey
Joey is a white stud, a beast of the east, he is a very mature, sweet, caring, soft hearted person. Joey knows how to handle situations, and is very understanding of conflict. Joey is an amazing friend you can keep by your side and always trust. All Joey wants is a girl that will let him penitrate her cheeks, Joey is a man. A big strong big penised man
WOW JOEY.
By rainbowloommaster64
Joey
A "man" who is more [like] a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really [goofy] guys or they are just a bit [slow].
[1]. Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight? Bill: Alright, sure. Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit [slow], so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will. Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was [slow]. It's already implied when his name is Joey. 2. [Jim]: [wow] that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it! [Tom]: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it. Jim: Oh that makes sense. 3. Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it. Bill: Oh [wow] I bet his name is Joey. Josh: It is... 4. Random [person]: Does anybody else have names for all their [toes] and sing songs to them every night before bed? Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only [person] who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey! The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that? Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
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